All I Want Is Forward Progress

Andrea (Un-dray-uh). 20. Brooklynite/Student/Feminist.

Apr 1

Last April Fools.

A large number of my friends convinced me that my best friend got pregnant by this guy she had hooked up with.

And I was all no, I know they haven’t had sex, she would tell me if something happened, blahblah.

But legitimately at least ten people convinced me that it was true, and they didn’t tell me they were kidding until I was, you know, on the verge of tears.

Fuck everyone.

Every April Fool’s I’ll always remember that. 


  1. brooklynsbigo reblogged this from tellmewhenthepainkicksin
  2. tellmewhenthepainkicksin reblogged this from timeformetofly and added:
    HAHahahahah we forgot to tell you it was a joke so you believed it for like 4 days
  3. inthedeepend reblogged this from timeformetofly and added:
    This was absolutely hysterical
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